iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”



mellarkia:

Johanna refuses to be forced into the Capitol sex industry.

“Unpleasant,” Snow says lightly, “most unpleasant, having to deal with those who refuse. Terrible consequences, Johanna, but you already know what’s at stake, don’t you?” 

Johanna makes sure that her stare doesn’t waver, and that her lip doesn’t quiver. The make-up is still smeared on her face, and her heels feel unusual and they make her legs ache. She can’t do it. Her body is her own. 

“One day, I’ll dance on your grave,” she tells him. 


Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve each other’s respect.


justwannahangwithstarkid:

Google knows how to have a good time! 



thedailywhat:

Wedding Song Upgrade of the Day: The Piano Guys take on “Pachebel’s Canon in D.” Here’s their explainer:

It’s the same 8 notes over and over and over again. The good news is, it’s easy to memorize. The bad news is you don’t know when to stop. There’s a rumor floating around that says Pachelbel either died while writing it, never finishing the cello part, or that he dated a cellist and it did NOT go well. :PThis arrangement is dedicated to all the cellists that have fallen asleep while playing this song…or at least wanted to fall asleep.

Ahem…all the bitter cello-malice aside, Pachelbel’s Canon in D (written in the 1600′s) has stood the test of time — celebrated as the most recognizable piece of classical music. We like to call it the “one-hit wonder of the 1600′s.”

[thepianoguys]


no·ble (nbl) | adj. no·bler, no·blest

[…] 2. Having or showing qualities of high moral character, such as courage, generosity, or honor: a noble spirit.


thegreenqueen19:

Best thing I’ve seen all day.


peetapockets:

I wonder how many people on here have heard of me. like have seen my url and thought, oh i’ve heard of her.


youpagedme:

FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 21


youpagedme:

FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 20

RACHEL: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute!
Okay? Look, 
that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and I’m not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you don’t remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MELISSA: My God! You love me!
RACHEL: What?
MELISSA: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin’ together I… I just didn’t want to tell you ‘cause I didn’t think that you’d return my love, and now that you have… (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
RACHEL: Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
MELISSA: Aww, look who’s being suddenly shy. You can’t tell me you don’t feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. 
RACHEL: I-I-I-I’m just…I’m just a good kisser!
MELISSA: Shut up!
RACHEL: I’m sorry!
MELISSA: Oh you don’t have to be sorry. I’m…I’m obviously kidding. I’m not in love with you. (To Phoebe) I’m not in love with her. I don’t hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I don’t…picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh…kiss good-bye? No? Okay. 


youpagedme:

FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 8


evilnerdproductions:

#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE


wildbynature:

conversationparade:

HORRIFIED SCREAM

^^^I had to. Forgive me, but I had to! LMAO.